DEAD RINGERS
Oct. 3rd, 2003 10:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
prof_pangaea"So, I *was* Galileo, and then I'm me, and in the future, I'm going to be a fish. [pause] Well, it really sounds as though I've made a balls of things there."
'Brian Perkins': "I also took in some sea air at the Liberal-Democrat conference in Brighton. There I met their leader, the ginger-nut booze-hound, Charles Kennedy. We then took part in a question and answer session. He asked the question, 'Please stop smashing me over the head with that empty whisky bottle" and I answered, 'No.'"
The Doctor: "I picked up your distress call as the Tardis approached the constellation of Casterberis. But naturally, I altered my coordinates and headed back to earth, Gladys."
Gladys: "Well you can see what the problem is, Doctor!"
The Doctor: "Yes, of course I can. Your furniture is chintzy, there's rubbish all over the floor, and you're meant to be preparing a delicious dinner party for six on a budget! But your luck is in, Gladys, because this... is... [cheesy music] 'Dr. Who and the Lifestyle Property-Cookery Makeover Programme -- OF DOOM'!"
The Doctor: "Gladys, my sensors indicate this room is BOXY. We must create an illusion of space; either by reconfiguring the interstitial time-helix to reduce the room to anti-matter, thus altering its dimensional structure -- or we could just put a mirror over the mantelpiece."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/deadringers.shtml
'Brian Perkins': "I also took in some sea air at the Liberal-Democrat conference in Brighton. There I met their leader, the ginger-nut booze-hound, Charles Kennedy. We then took part in a question and answer session. He asked the question, 'Please stop smashing me over the head with that empty whisky bottle" and I answered, 'No.'"
The Doctor: "I picked up your distress call as the Tardis approached the constellation of Casterberis. But naturally, I altered my coordinates and headed back to earth, Gladys."
Gladys: "Well you can see what the problem is, Doctor!"
The Doctor: "Yes, of course I can. Your furniture is chintzy, there's rubbish all over the floor, and you're meant to be preparing a delicious dinner party for six on a budget! But your luck is in, Gladys, because this... is... [cheesy music] 'Dr. Who and the Lifestyle Property-Cookery Makeover Programme -- OF DOOM'!"
The Doctor: "Gladys, my sensors indicate this room is BOXY. We must create an illusion of space; either by reconfiguring the interstitial time-helix to reduce the room to anti-matter, thus altering its dimensional structure -- or we could just put a mirror over the mantelpiece."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/deadringers.shtml
