BROADCHURCH

[prof_pangaea]

it's terrible, but my first thought when watching the broadchurch finale was



then: "what the actual fuck?"

and then: "this means hardy and ellie could hook up. hmmmm."

*looks for fic*

*sees fic summaries on a03*

*immediately stops looking for fic*

guys, not every character ever played by david tennant needs to be fucked by ROSE. her vagina is not going to heal heart arrhythmia. it is not magical. i mean, that didn't even work for the one character he played who actually could have fucked rose. it was donna's vagina that fixed him

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[doctorpancakes.livejournal.com]

Like, I almost understand the compulsion, but I still super can't. I should be a total jerk and write an epic 500,000,000 word story where, like, Turlough sleeps with every character Peter Davison has ever played just to demonstrate just how silly this whole Rose's Magical Vagina thing is.

Except that it might backfire and just turn out a bit sexy.

I might also start an early 90s indie band called Rose's Magic Vagina. Wait, is that the name of an early 90s indie band? It really sounds like it is. They probably come from, like, Winnipeg and got a lot of airplay on MuchMusic at 3 in the morning to comply with government Canadian-content laws.