quote of the day

[prof_pangaea]

Is it possible that th notion of “transgendered inidividual” is a contemporary error that ,in the future, will be viewed as similar to witches, werewolves and vampires?

little known facts about trans people: they sparkle in the sun drink human blood, engage in orgies with the devil, and are allergic to silver.

sorry, this is why i had to cancel my plans to attend your fancy dinner party -- i can't use actual silverware! also, i had plans that night to maul a few people to death with my teeth and then fuck satan. next time i'll just bring my own flatware! and a goat, that we can ritually sacrifice together.


ETA:

me: lolol. but seriously? werewolves? wtffffffffff.
bran: ...YOU REALLY ARE REMUS LUPIN.
me: :O

Comments

[mysterylodge.livejournal.com]

The next time you're fucking Satan, call me? Seriously. <3

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

oh, you were there last time, you just don't remember because you drank a goblet of pure himalayan fruit bat's blood spiked with the tears of a thousand sinners. your last words before passing out were, "sodomy, yay!". so really it was a pretty normal night.