clementine wants to stalk your face

[prof_pangaea]

i have been ill for much too long. i need strengths to goto the grocery store but i have no strengths. ;___; i had to steal my roommate colin's soup yesterday because of hunger and weakness. still managed to get out to vote on tuesday (my roommate land walked me to the polling place, awwwe. little did he know i was going to eat colin's soup). hopefully this will finish up soon because i have some wizard rock to go see tomorrow evening, dammit.

meanwhile:

CLEMENTINE A. BUMBLEHUD



this is our kitty! her name is clementine and she is internet cousins with lizbee's kitty, harvey, because of reasons that make sense. she was rescued from the stairwell and then the next week she became our kitty because our love was stronger than iron. she is clem for short.

things clem likes to do:
gnaw on you
sit on your lap and purr
sleep
wrestle
stalk your face
attack your face
play with toys (favourites are wrappers, plastic bags, and hands)
give people kitty kisses
pretend she is in the jungle
try to catch the cursor on my laptop screen
ruin the blinds
chirp
jump on your leg and climb you like a tree
try to catch stuff with her front paws
hold your hand with her paws so she can chew it/lick it
steal my cough drops and make me chase her
try to get into the refrigerator
hide in my bookcase
investigate interesting noises

she is an awesome kitty and we love her.

Comments

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

clem likes to get up around the fake plants and pretend she is in vietnam, but this provides no revenue, only opportunities to try and jump on us unexpectedly.

That makes me wish we had plants, so Harvey could do the same thing!

WARTIME CAT MAKES SACRIFICES FOR UR FREEDOMZ.

she does it when she wants to jump on the counter or drink the water out of my glass and i won't let her and she complains that she's being oppressed.

Is she afraid of fizzy drinks? Coke makes Harvey very nervous.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

i don't really drink soda, so i don't know. sometimes the roommates do but they usually buy cans. i think she would be interested in soda because of the fizzing sounds. crinkly noises are why wrappers and plastic bags are among her favourite things to play with.