clementine wants to stalk your face

[prof_pangaea]

i have been ill for much too long. i need strengths to goto the grocery store but i have no strengths. ;___; i had to steal my roommate colin's soup yesterday because of hunger and weakness. still managed to get out to vote on tuesday (my roommate land walked me to the polling place, awwwe. little did he know i was going to eat colin's soup). hopefully this will finish up soon because i have some wizard rock to go see tomorrow evening, dammit.

meanwhile:

CLEMENTINE A. BUMBLEHUD



this is our kitty! her name is clementine and she is internet cousins with lizbee's kitty, harvey, because of reasons that make sense. she was rescued from the stairwell and then the next week she became our kitty because our love was stronger than iron. she is clem for short.

things clem likes to do:
gnaw on you
sit on your lap and purr
sleep
wrestle
stalk your face
attack your face
play with toys (favourites are wrappers, plastic bags, and hands)
give people kitty kisses
pretend she is in the jungle
try to catch the cursor on my laptop screen
ruin the blinds
chirp
jump on your leg and climb you like a tree
try to catch stuff with her front paws
hold your hand with her paws so she can chew it/lick it
steal my cough drops and make me chase her
try to get into the refrigerator
hide in my bookcase
investigate interesting noises

she is an awesome kitty and we love her.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

*squees, hugs kitteh* My whole leg hurts and my arm from the tetanus shot and I must pace around while thinking/working/writing a lot more than I thought because now I can't and it's pissing me off, whine whine.

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm not that into kitties (try living with the one I deal with daily and you'd understand), but Clem is EXCEPTIONALLY cute.

Feel better, hon! If I was in your area, I'd totally go grocery shopping for you!

PS. Feel better so we can be Sekrit Project motivators!

[livii.livejournal.com]

My flist is full of cute kitties today! \o/ Clem looks like a total sweetheart.

Hope you feel better soon!

[cesario.livejournal.com]

*squeals* oh what a perfect grey and white kitty. she really does look like she could be Harvey's internet cousin.

[nonelvis]

EEEEEEE FUZZY KITTY BELLY!

[arefadedaway.livejournal.com]

EEE OMG KITTYYYYYYYY \0/

Oh, she's such a darling. LOOK AT HER WEE KITTEN FACE. And Clem's a most excellent name.

Feel better soon!

[kels.livejournal.com]

your kitty sounds a lot like mine... with the crazy running around and attacking and such. and playing with non-toys things. also, she is ridiculously adorable.

what have you been sick with? i hope that you get better soon! *hugs*

[fourzoas.livejournal.com]

Verrah sweet kitteh! I see many snuggles in your future!

[charcoaleyes78.livejournal.com]

Clem is such a cutie. J is sick too. I'm excited to see you tomorrow for wizard rock.

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

SHE IS SO GORGEOUS! We just held Harvey up so he could meet his cousin, and he purred and bit our hands at the same time.

Gratuitous Harvey picture:



He is pretending that he lost his legs in The War, so people will give him money. Which is how we pay our rent.

ANYWAY, CLEM! She has little ankle socks like her cousin, and a big soft belly to scratch!

When she chirps, does it sound like a pigeon?

[icyspook.livejournal.com]

our cats are crazy too. they would prolly enjoy clem.

we hope you feels better. i have some iteration of what you have, a bit further on and a bit less snot. i'll email you some directions in case you are feeling better.

too cute not to share

[kels.livejournal.com]

Meet the Dalekettes

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME WITH CUTE???

(Feel better, by the way. I'll, er… think chicken soup at you. :P)

[infiniteviking]

OH, KITTEH. So very fuzzy and pettable. *inarticulate noises of squee*