Happy Lincoln's Birthday!

[prof_pangaea]

My non-access to the intarweb prevented me from wishing everyone yesterday a very happy Lincoln's Birthday. Every year we celebrate the anniversary of Lincoln's birth with merry-making, chocolate, the wearing of fake Lincoln beards, and commemorative use of the Princeton Rub (between consenting adults, of course!). As William G. Greene, Lincoln's life-long friend stated, Lincoln was "well and firmly built: his thighs were as perfect as a human being's could be."

Here's to all my friends having a wonderful day full of perfect thighs.

Comments

[atroposnomore.livejournal.com]

haha I love that line about the thighs. Awesome.

There was a part in Benjamin Franklin's autobiography where I swore he commented on the size of a man's penis, but I think I was imagining things.

[fanfic-in-jest.livejournal.com]

Hi! This is Sam/copperbadge in disguise. As a participant in the Remix/Redux this year, the following post may be of interest to you:

http://fanfic-in-jest.livejournal.com/720.html

Thanks!