Happy Lincoln's Birthday!

[prof_pangaea]

My non-access to the intarweb prevented me from wishing everyone yesterday a very happy Lincoln's Birthday. Every year we celebrate the anniversary of Lincoln's birth with merry-making, chocolate, the wearing of fake Lincoln beards, and commemorative use of the Princeton Rub (between consenting adults, of course!). As William G. Greene, Lincoln's life-long friend stated, Lincoln was "well and firmly built: his thighs were as perfect as a human being's could be."

Here's to all my friends having a wonderful day full of perfect thighs.

Comments

[atroposnomore.livejournal.com]

haha I love that line about the thighs. Awesome.

There was a part in Benjamin Franklin's autobiography where I swore he commented on the size of a man's penis, but I think I was imagining things.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

He may have, but to my knowledge Franklin was mostly interested in the ladies (i.e. getting large numbers of them to have sex with him). But he was an adventurous fellow, I wouldn't be surprised if he saw quite a few penises in his day.

Alexander Hamilton, however, was a very gay founding father. ("I wish, my dear Laurens ... it might be in my power, by action rather than words, [to] convince you that I love you.", etc.). I personally think that he a big thing for Washington, especially as a younger man.

[kels.livejournal.com]

Well, one only has to read our Ham sketch to know that Washington and Hamilton were *totally* a couple.

Hee hee. :)

[fanfic-in-jest.livejournal.com]

Hi! This is Sam/copperbadge in disguise. As a participant in the Remix/Redux this year, the following post may be of interest to you:

http://fanfic-in-jest.livejournal.com/720.html

Thanks!