Locked Rooms
Sep. 14th, 2005 05:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I finally got Locked Rooms from the library yesterday (there were many middle-aged women in line for the book before me, it seems), and finished it today. My (very brief) thoughts below, as I have to get ready for class. There will be more, OH SO MUCH MORE, when I have the time.
Mary: *is an idiot*
Holmes: *is omniscient*
Narrative Device: *is clunky and distracting*
Dashiell Hammet: *is random and senseless historical cameo character*
Me: WTF??
Dialogue Between Holmes and Hammet: *is bad. Very bad*
Every Other Cameo Character: *is wise and understanding*
Laurie R. King: *makes terrible, TERRIBLE reference to The Maltese Falcon*
Me: *is horrified, calls
cesario out of insanity*
Cesario: *laughs maniacally*
Plot: *is pointless*
Me: GAH
I need to go finish reading the decision in Marbury v. Madison now.
Mary: *is an idiot*
Holmes: *is omniscient*
Narrative Device: *is clunky and distracting*
Dashiell Hammet: *is random and senseless historical cameo character*
Me: WTF??
Dialogue Between Holmes and Hammet: *is bad. Very bad*
Every Other Cameo Character: *is wise and understanding*
Laurie R. King: *makes terrible, TERRIBLE reference to The Maltese Falcon*
Me: *is horrified, calls
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Cesario: *laughs maniacally*
Plot: *is pointless*
Me: GAH
I need to go finish reading the decision in Marbury v. Madison now.
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Date: 2005-09-15 06:08 pm (UTC)But what is this Maltese Falcon reference that everyone keeps referring to?
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Date: 2005-09-16 12:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-16 02:05 am (UTC)