but not a real doctor - like dr. phil, ONLY AWESOME

OH NO SOMEONE LEAKED THE FOOTAGE OF THE COLD OPENING FROM CRAIG FERGUSON'S DOCTOR WHO THEMED EPISODE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. IT IS INDEED A TRAVESTY AGAINST COPYRIGHT HOLDERS EVERYWHERE THAT THIS HAS BEEN MADE AVAILABLE BY PIRATES AND THUGS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9P4SxtphJ4

"the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism" THIS IS THE BEST SUMMATION OF DOCTOR WHO EVER! AND IT HAS DANCING PUPPETS AND HOT PANTS