Wear and Tear

Look I wrote a poem... thingy. I really need some new clothes. And glasses. And dental work. Anyway, ph34r my poetic magic!! (Seriously. It's pretty bad).


Wear and Tear

All my socks have holes
All my trousers do, too
And don't forget the shirts.
All the missing buttons
And tattered cuffs
And the tears
That I clumsily sewed back together.

And let's not even mention
My unmentionables.