random meme
Jun. 13th, 2013 09:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
prof_pangaeastolen from platypus. much like her, i am ignoring the rules, because I CAN.
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone asks in comments.
3. Flisters may ask you expand on ONLY ONE of your yes no answers each. see rules i am ignoring youuuu
Kissed any one of your Dreamwidth/LiveJournal friends? - only on the cheek! (this question would have a different answer if we were talking twitter or fb though)
Been arrested? - no
Kissed someone you didn't like? - thankfully no
Slept in until 5 PM? - i used to dream of sleeping that late when i worked midnight to noon. my body usually worked against me, though. :(
Fallen asleep at work/school? - yah
Held a snake? - i used to have a pet snake. sometimes i would wrap him around my neck and take him for walks.
Ran a red light? - i am sure i have.
Been suspended from school? - nooo
Experienced love at first sight? - no, because IT ISN'T REAL
Totalled your car in an accident? - no!
Been fired from a job? - not really, but once sort of
Fired somebody? - no, but there are people i am working with now who i would fire nearly instantaneously if given the chance
Sung karaoke? - yesssss. there is even video
Pointed a gun at someone? - no
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - OF COURSE NOT
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - no! only until i've choked!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - yah!
Kissed in the rain? - no downpours, but yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - probably closer than i've realised
Saw someone die? - yes
Thrown a glass of wine in someone's face - no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - yes
Smoked a cigar? - no
Sat on a rooftop? - yes
Smuggled something into another country? - no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - no
Broken a bone? - no
Skipped school? - oh yah
Eaten a bug? - not on purpose
Sleepwalked? - no
Walked on a moonlit beach? - yes <3
Ridden a motorcycle? - yes
Dumped someone? - no
Forgotten your anniversary? - no
Lied to avoid a ticket? - no
Ridden in a helicopter? - no i wish!
Shaved your head? - yah! then i looked like a monchichi when it started growing back because my head is too round :(
Blacked out from drinking? - yes
Played a prank on someone? - yes
Hit a home run? - no :(
Felt like killing someone? - hmmm
Cross-dressed? - the answer to this is "it's complicated" :D
Been falling-down drunk? - no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - i don't think so
Eaten snake? - no!!
Had sex outdoors? - hell yes
Marched/Protested? - hell yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - no
Puked on an amusement ride? - thankfully no!
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - yes
Been in a band? - no :( (i should change that!)
Knitted? - no
Been on TV? - yes THE NEWS
Acted in a theatre? - yes!
Shot a gun? - only a bb gun
Skinny-dipped? - ah
Given someone stitches? - is this like, "hit someone hard enough that they needed stitches" or "you were in the deep forest and had to stitch your friend together with a piece of old string until you were rescued"? anyway, no to both
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? - yes, but in pieces
Ridden a surfboard? - no :( (boogie board - yes)
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - of course
Had surgery? - not yet! :D
Streaked? - no
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - no
Tripped on mushrooms? - not yet! :D
Passed out when NOT drinking? - no
Peed on a bush? - yes
Donated blood? - yes, before i was a gay man and was thus banned from donating
Grabbed electric fence? - no
Eaten alligator meat? - yes!
Eaten cheesecake? - i am keeping platypus's answer: "Is that... a thing people sometimes haven't done? Is cheesecake dramatic?"
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - i will 100% Dad Tax my kids' halloween candy when i have some
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - nothing with a spine
Peed your pants in public? - not even when i tried!
Snuck into a movie without paying? - yah
Written graffiti? - yah
Still love someone you shouldn't? - yes
Think about the future? - all the time
Been in handcuffs? - yes!
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - yes
Believe in love? - what a strange question
platypus. much like her, i am ignoring the rules, because I CAN.2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone asks in comments.
3. Flisters may ask you expand on ONLY ONE of your yes no answers each.
Kissed any one of your Dreamwidth/LiveJournal friends? - only on the cheek! (this question would have a different answer if we were talking twitter or fb though)
Been arrested? - no
Kissed someone you didn't like? - thankfully no
Slept in until 5 PM? - i used to dream of sleeping that late when i worked midnight to noon. my body usually worked against me, though. :(
Fallen asleep at work/school? - yah
Held a snake? - i used to have a pet snake. sometimes i would wrap him around my neck and take him for walks.
Ran a red light? - i am sure i have.
Been suspended from school? - nooo
Experienced love at first sight? - no, because IT ISN'T REAL
Totalled your car in an accident? - no!
Been fired from a job? - not really, but once sort of
Fired somebody? - no, but there are people i am working with now who i would fire nearly instantaneously if given the chance
Sung karaoke? - yesssss. there is even video
Pointed a gun at someone? - no
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - OF COURSE NOT
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - no! only until i've choked!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - yah!
Kissed in the rain? - no downpours, but yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - probably closer than i've realised
Saw someone die? - yes
Thrown a glass of wine in someone's face - no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - yes
Smoked a cigar? - no
Sat on a rooftop? - yes
Smuggled something into another country? - no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - no
Broken a bone? - no
Skipped school? - oh yah
Eaten a bug? - not on purpose
Sleepwalked? - no
Walked on a moonlit beach? - yes <3
Ridden a motorcycle? - yes
Dumped someone? - no
Forgotten your anniversary? - no
Lied to avoid a ticket? - no
Ridden in a helicopter? - no i wish!
Shaved your head? - yah! then i looked like a monchichi when it started growing back because my head is too round :(
Blacked out from drinking? - yes
Played a prank on someone? - yes
Hit a home run? - no :(
Felt like killing someone? - hmmm
Cross-dressed? - the answer to this is "it's complicated" :D
Been falling-down drunk? - no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - i don't think so
Eaten snake? - no!!
Had sex outdoors? - hell yes
Marched/Protested? - hell yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - no
Puked on an amusement ride? - thankfully no!
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - yes
Been in a band? - no :( (i should change that!)
Knitted? - no
Been on TV? - yes THE NEWS
Acted in a theatre? - yes!
Shot a gun? - only a bb gun
Skinny-dipped? - ah
Given someone stitches? - is this like, "hit someone hard enough that they needed stitches" or "you were in the deep forest and had to stitch your friend together with a piece of old string until you were rescued"? anyway, no to both
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? - yes, but in pieces
Ridden a surfboard? - no :( (boogie board - yes)
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - of course
Had surgery? - not yet! :D
Streaked? - no
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - no
Tripped on mushrooms? - not yet! :D
Passed out when NOT drinking? - no
Peed on a bush? - yes
Donated blood? - yes, before i was a gay man and was thus banned from donating
Grabbed electric fence? - no
Eaten alligator meat? - yes!
Eaten cheesecake? - i am keeping platypus's answer: "Is that... a thing people sometimes haven't done? Is cheesecake dramatic?"
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - i will 100% Dad Tax my kids' halloween candy when i have some
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - nothing with a spine
Peed your pants in public? - not even when i tried!
Snuck into a movie without paying? - yah
Written graffiti? - yah
Still love someone you shouldn't? - yes
Think about the future? - all the time
Been in handcuffs? - yes!
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - yes
Believe in love? - what a strange question
