will draw for copyright

[prof_pangaea]

hey, emerging authors on my flist, i am totes available to draw the main characters in your next novel to make sure that you hold the copyright on them! for a small fee, obvs.

anyway, i am off to create a tribute sequel to "watchmen", and then sell it for money. it's cool, alan moore and i are both mature adults.

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[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Because a beautiful angsty teenaged vampire boy in love with a sooper-speshul teenaged human girl is such an INCREDIBLY RARE THEME in recent YA anyway that she couldn't just write a proper "original" ripoff? Pffffffffffft.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. she probably could have found an actual publisher and everything! people are making bank on shitty teen vampire/werewolf rip-offs right now.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

"she probably could have found an actual publisher and everything!"

Just the other day someone on my flist was complaining about literally half the YA section at her local bookstore being teen vampires angsting about the senior prom, so, yeah. F for effort, lady, really.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

and come on... you know you want me to draw your protangonists... i'll even give you a discount because we're friends.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, but I'm holding out for a LOT of maggots.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

oh, i can do that.