Yay thanks for the suggestions (which I haven't seen yet but I'm sure they are awesome), and thanks for the typo notes. My address is still inverness1854, so that should work out nicely.

How can you suck when you obviously RULE?

That is a pretty exact desciption of the story. I wish the author would finish it, but as that will probably never happen I will have to console myself by writing more Moriarty goodness...