I cannot respond, for I have exploded. Little bits of Liz are flying around everywhere, and it's all your fault.

...

Oh, very well. I'm swinging between amusement and horror, leaning further towards amusement as common sense intervenes. Audacious and kind of horrifying, as the ground was briefly yanked from beneath my feet and I had to stop and regain my equilibrium. Don't do that!

(No, wait. Keep doing it.)