"vali i know that macro is already printed out and framed on your wall by now DON'T DISPUTE IT."

.........there's, er, a big tomato sauce stain on that wall from cooking splatters, I had to cover it up with something. Yes.

"i will cry myself to sleep until i remember i am already married to alex kingston on the astral plane, and then we will invite you both over for casual sex a game of yahtzee. :D"

Only if she keeps her hair curly, what the hell is this about her straightening it? That's just wrong.