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prof_pangaea ([personal profile] prof_pangaea) wrote2010-04-21 05:54 pm
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quote of the day

Is it possible that th notion of “transgendered inidividual” is a contemporary error that ,in the future, will be viewed as similar to witches, werewolves and vampires?

little known facts about trans people: they sparkle in the sun drink human blood, engage in orgies with the devil, and are allergic to silver.

sorry, this is why i had to cancel my plans to attend your fancy dinner party -- i can't use actual silverware! also, i had plans that night to maul a few people to death with my teeth and then fuck satan. next time i'll just bring my own flatware! and a goat, that we can ritually sacrifice together.


ETA:

me: lolol. but seriously? werewolves? wtffffffffff.
bran: ...YOU REALLY ARE REMUS LUPIN.
me: :O

[identity profile] elyssadc.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This explains so much.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-04-21 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I never drink.... wine. Er, except for right now. *eye-dart*"