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prof_pangaea ([personal profile] prof_pangaea) wrote2010-01-16 03:09 am

if it was a real slash story the infant would be james mcavoy's mpreg baby

once again someone has noticed that a lot of slash is written by straight (white) women, and that a lot of slash is appropriative and fetishistic, so once again there is much hand-wringing and many desperate attempts to justify taking over sites like afterelton.com in order to complain about how homophobic russell t davies is for killing off fandom's woobie (weirdly enough, no one tried similar tactics after bisexual toshiko was killed, i can't imagine why), as well as the writing of stories where RTD is hit by a bus, or subjected to homophobic abuse, in order to put him in his place. meanwhile other parts of fandom are setting up straw man posts such as, "should women be allowed to write slash??" as if anyone has ever seriously told them the answer is no. people are horrified that slash might be the equivalent of girl on girl porn made for straight guys, because... er, i'm not sure why. because that erases all of the completely imaginary gay activism that straight slashers think they've indulged in by liking boysnogs? who knows. but apprently that meant the hunt was ON for something new to compare slash to!

so now slash is just like drag? seriously? i'm no expert on drag, other than having gone to a few shows (which is probably more than many of these "omg THIS!" commenters have done) and yet somehow i know that drag is a very complex practise with hundreds, even thousands of years of history behind it, that is enacted differently in every culture, that has roots in performance, ritual, and the arts, as well as purely "gay" culture. yes, those kirk/spock zines your aunt used to collect are pretty old, but it's not quite the same! and yet someone has written the following:

My standard line in this argument is comprised of two words: drag queens. Which I expand thus: women (most women) understand that (some) gay men have created a really distinctive and important form of cultural expression, saying things they couldn't say otherwise, through the adoption of female avatars from popular culture. And it seems to me that gay men should understand that (some) women have created a different and yet equally important form of cultural expression, saying things they couldn't say otherwise, by adopting male avatars. As a woman, I have been mostly--but not always and entirely--welcome in gay male spaces, and I think that women should mostly--but not always and entirely--welcome gay men into their spaces. So I think the parallel isn't to lesbian porn, but to drag (even the power relationships are more parallel, and I think drag better demonstrates the power of the alliance between women and gay men.)

aaaaaaand of course the comments are filled with "oh god, this parallel is PERFECT because now i don't have to worry about thinking about appropriation anymore. thanks!!" even though all drag is not about or from "gay" culture ("gay" seemingly standing in for modern, western, male, cis, white, homosexual culture, of course) let me just say (more to the people so eagerly jumping at anything that will let them off the hook of having to think about the realities of intersectionality and appropriation than the original poster, whom i think is wrong, but seems thoughtfully wrong, at least): way to attempt to appropriate even more gay culture for yourselves, slashers. oh, by the way, fuck off.

in all seriousness, why are people still arguing that slash is inherently about women using men to tell women's stories? am i in a coma, mad, or have i travelled back in time? is it crazy for me to write/read slash because i want to write/read about the two characters, and not shitty author avatars? being a female writer means a woman will probably always write with certain awarenesses or experiences that have been informed by being female, not that they're always writing about women in disguise.

obviously, in professional fiction men are the default and so harry potter has to have a male protagonist if it's going to become a "universal" phenomenon, but frankly the same market forces are not at work in fandom, because we're not selling anything. obviously the same cultural forces ARE at work, since so many people seem to think that a story about women can only be interesting if the women have cocks, but hey, we knew that. people just need to stop using thinly disguised internalised misogyny as an excuse for why slash is just "inherently" more interesting and own up to the fact that they like to get off (emotionally or sexually) on boysnogs. there is nothing morally wrong with this until people start declaring that the fact that they like to fetishise said boysnogging means they are true liberal activists/feminists/performers of important cultural expression. boysnogs =/= important cultural expression in and of themselves -- it's the stories you try to tell with them. and guess what? good stories are usually about people, not fetishised objects.


tl;dr: soz if the thought that much of slash really *is* the equivalent of girl on girl distresses you so much, but it is. most slash is like some unholy combination of girl on girl porn and the movie shoot 'em up, except the slash version of shoot 'em up would replace the paul giamatti character with one played by jason isaacs, and would replace the scene where clive owen fucks monica belluci in the middle of a gunfight with a scene where clive owen fucks james mcavoy in the middle of a gunfight. and yes, i would watch this.

ps: am going to utah tomorrow to visit family and finally meet my baby nephew, so if i'm not around for a bit that's why. pls to not be burning down the internets in my absence. <3

[identity profile] ionlylurkhere.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
♥ at this entire post.
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[identity profile] lizbee.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
1. This.

2. Your babies. I would have them, geography, prior relationships etc permitting.

[identity profile] dancesontrains.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
&hearts
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[identity profile] rhipowered.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
God, I really hate people. Great post (and safe travels).

[identity profile] wra1th22.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
enjoy family time. and your infant linebacker nephew.

[identity profile] renn.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Great post.
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[personal profile] nonelvis 2010-01-16 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Slash is just like drag"? Oh, god, I don't even know where to start with that.

people just need to stop using thinly disguised internalised misogyny as an excuse for why slash is just "inherently" more interesting and own up to the fact that they like to get off (emotionally or sexually) on boysnogs.

Exactly. There is nothing wrong with having your own personal kinks and acknowledging them -- just fucking admit it and move on. Claiming your desires make you a better, more enlightened human being than those other perverts out there is no different than saying that the stuff you like is Sophisticated Erotica, and the stuff everyone else likes is filthy porn, and I got tired of that particular discussion about a million years ago.

Have fun in Utah with the nephew, and try not to think about all this fail while you're there.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, I don't even know where to start with that.

yes, i too was left staring at my screen in horror and confusion.

Claiming your desires make you a better, more enlightened human being than those other perverts out there is no different than saying that the stuff you like is Sophisticated Erotica, and the stuff everyone else likes is filthy porn, and I got tired of that particular discussion about a million years ago.

people don't want to like something that can be likened to girl on girl, because it's tacky and makes them think of bros and fratboys. they want it to be better than that, cooler, more edgy, more meaningful. well, most of the people streaming into sherlock holmes fandom right now didn't watch the guy ritchie film and think, "wow, this is so interesting. i wonder how i can invert the heteronormative, sexist paradigm by adopting these male avatars to tell a story rich in meaningful cultural expression." they thought, "these guys are hot. time for a kinkmeme!"

and yes, i shall have lots of fun in utah with family types! it'll be good.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, i shall, thanks!

[identity profile] bakadragon.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*scratches head*

Drag? Really?

...REALLY?

People confuse me. I read slash 'cause it's got not one but two hawt guys. Same goes for guys watching lesbiporn. It's really not that hard to figure out.

I am going to point out now that while some Draggers are gay, not all of them are, either. And some people just like being able to have more clothing options *shrug*

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
1: thanks

2: i'm afraid that as a gay, i can only have babies if an angsty, yet strangely sexy man (preferably immortal or super-powered) has teh gay sex with me (anal obvs, as it's the only kind that really counts) and then after several chapters of angst and traumatic backstory we decide we want to be together forever. or we accidentally commit mpreg.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
People confuse me. I read slash 'cause it's got not one but two hawt guys. Same goes for guys watching lesbiporn. It's really not that hard to figure out.

but there are all these posts and essays saying that it's very deep and meaningful and not in any way whatsoever like what straight guys do because they're gross. not like magical gay guys, obvs, who are better because they... i don't know, taste of honey, or something. certainly not because focusing on them means you can focus on hot guys without having to ever ruin your fantasies by thinking of women and their girl parts.

I am going to point out now that while some Draggers are gay, not all of them are, either. And some people just like being able to have more clothing options *shrug*

why you gotta come in here with your logics and whatnot?

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
yay!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
thankee.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
<3<3<3

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i read and write slash but i've never called myself a slasher and there's a reason for that. but of course i've never exclusively read/written slash either. possibly because i don't need every character to have a cock in order to find them interesting.

[personal profile] fannishnonsense 2010-01-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have nothing to add to this excellent post, so I'll just wish you a safe journey and a good time with your family.

[identity profile] very-improbable.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
in all seriousness, why are people still arguing that slash is inherently about women using men to tell women's stories? am i in a coma, mad, or have i travelled back in time? is it crazy for me to write/read slash because i want to write/read about the two characters, and not shitty author avatars? being a female writer means a woman will probably always write with certain awarenesses or experiences that have been informed by being female, not that they're always writing about women in disguise.

SERIOUSLY.

I am (thankfully) seeing only what must be sporadic tiny snippets of the outer orbits of this wank, but what I've seen is making my head spin, in very large part because I was not at the meeting where we agreed that when women write stories that involve a sexual or romantic relationship between men, it means only one thing, and that thing is that we are making up men who don't act like men in order to enact some inherently female story about ourselves. (And that we are all doing this as part of our proud shared subcultural movement that shares a tradition of... writing queer men who aren't really men?)

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
thank ye! it should be good times with the family types.

[identity profile] stunt-muppet.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This. Just this whole post. I've dodged most of this hullabaloo, so I hadn't heard about someone comparing slash to drag (which, surprise, isn't solely the property of a single gender or sexuality! do some fucking research, writer!) and the self-importance of it all just boggles. With the added fail that apparently writing men in a romantic relationship is somehow making them female and following an inherently female story because...men don't fall in love or experience affection in all its various forms, I guess?

But my favorite sentence in the whole thing is this: and guess what? good stories are usually about people, not fetishised objects.

YES.

Have fun with the family, and keep safe while traveling.

[identity profile] arefadedaway.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*draws hearts around this entire post, and you*

<3 <3 <3
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[identity profile] lizbee.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
2: i'm afraid that as a gay, i can only have babies if an angsty, yet strangely sexy man (preferably immortal or super-powered) has teh gay sex with me (anal obvs, as it's the only kind that really counts) and then after several chapters of angst and traumatic backstory we decide we want to be together forever. or we accidentally commit mpreg.

You mean The Boyfriend is not an angsty superpowered immortal? I'd throw him back and wait for a better guy to come along...

Also, I wanted to have proper thinky thoughts last night, but it was late and I was post-margarita. And I'm not doing too well this morning, either, except that I keep coming back to, "So, are girlslashers drag kings? 'Cos, that's hot".

footnote

[identity profile] very-improbable.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
(For all instances of "act like men", "really men", etc., the appended "whatever the fuck that means" is understood.)

[identity profile] fourzoas.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
This post is a heaping helping of excellent. Drag queens? WTF?

Safe travels tomorrow!

[identity profile] livii.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thiiiiiiis!

Also, general hurrah for this post.

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