2: i'm afraid that as a gay, i can only have babies if an angsty, yet strangely sexy man (preferably immortal or super-powered) has teh gay sex with me (anal obvs, as it's the only kind that really counts) and then after several chapters of angst and traumatic backstory we decide we want to be together forever. or we accidentally commit mpreg.

You mean The Boyfriend is not an angsty superpowered immortal? I'd throw him back and wait for a better guy to come along...

Also, I wanted to have proper thinky thoughts last night, but it was late and I was post-margarita. And I'm not doing too well this morning, either, except that I keep coming back to, "So, are girlslashers drag kings? 'Cos, that's hot".