Bwa ha ha ha ha! I'm trying the online one and it says to press Control to fire, but that actually causes me to jump. On the one hand it's just as well because what it the world would I fire at them anyway? I'd have to science for hours before coming up with anything and I still wouldn't want to - but on the other hand I can't figure out how to do anything except run away from stuff, which is fine for cosmic space traveling but annoying for playing video games XD

It's hilarious, though!