prof_pangaea: the master (it's a gas mask)
prof_pangaea ([personal profile] prof_pangaea) wrote2009-01-03 01:38 pm

FIRST ELEVEN FIC EVAH

"Hello," said the Doctor. He waggled his eyebrows in a fashion that was meant to be sexy and yet mysterious. He was hindered by the fact that he really didn't have any eyebrows to speak of. The waggling was just drawing attention to that unfortunate fact.

"You realise that you're just making me notice that you've got no eyebrows to speak of, don't you?" River asked. She went back to recording the locations of pottery fragments into her datapad.

"Oh yeah," said the Doctor, deflating a bit. "I forgot again."

"Well," she said, drawing her stylus across the screen, "Even if you do seem a little too... fresh, your bone structure looks a bit more solid now. I won't have to be worried I'm going to break you in half anymore."

"We could test that hypothesis out," he replied, a little bit quickly. River glanced up at him, her mouth quirked upwards. "Er. Perhaps. At some point. After your very important and not at all useless work is completed for the day. Yes."

River looked back down at her datapad, but her smile only got wider.

"Meet me at my shuttle at 1400 hours, young man, and we'll discuss it." She looked up at him again, a serious expression on her face. "Oh, and don't forget the hand-cuffs."

[identity profile] fourzoas.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant!
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[identity profile] lizbee.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
HOMG IT IS THE BEST ELEVEN FIC EVERRRRR!

[identity profile] nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
IT IS SO IN-CHARACTER YOU ARE A GENIUS

[identity profile] elyssadc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you desperately.

[identity profile] jigglykat.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I THINK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS SOMETIMES.

[identity profile] drox.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"...your bone structure looks a bit more solid now."

If by "a bit more solid" she means "you have cheekbones that could cut glass now", then I do believe she's absolutely right.

Cute fic. Thanks.
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[identity profile] iko.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*loves*

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
yay!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
IT FOR SURE IS BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER FIC YET. SO I WIN BY DEFAULT. AWWWWESOME. GO ME!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
this scene will be an extra on the series 5 boxset.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*loves you back*

it is my way of therapising myself. yeah. um, the fic. not loving you up. that is just fun.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
our love is a painful love.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
they don't look like they could cut glass so much as that they've been bludgeoned with a blunt instrument a bit.

also, hurrah!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
excellent!

[identity profile] eponymous-rose.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
YES

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
INDEED
nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)

[personal profile] nonelvis 2009-01-03 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
WIN!

[identity profile] rarelylynne.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*guffaws*

This may be the best reaction to the casting I've seen all day...
Edited 2009-01-03 21:57 (UTC)

[identity profile] renn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh* made me feel a little better, momentarily....

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
yays! *collects trophey*

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
there is plenty of wailing and gnashing of teeth happening too, but i am therapising myself with fic.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm just trying to see the bigger picture! even if it is WHITE and 26 years old.

[identity profile] kels.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I HATE YOU.

[identity profile] arefadedaway.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
FIC OF ABSOLUTE WIN

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
i am trying to make the best out of an awkward situation! the "best" being hot sexy times with river, obviously.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
i try. :D
ext_43: proust quote: let us be happy to those that make us happy.  They are the constant gardners that make our souls blossom. (11 - Sparkle Doctor)

[identity profile] drho.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Loved it!

[identity profile] shadowturquoise.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
HEE!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
hurrah! (also: omg you have SPARKLES on your icon. O___O!!!)

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
river possibly Likes 'Em Young.

[identity profile] balcairn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
icon ftw!

[identity profile] icyspook.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
hey i texted you - email me a good sized clear picture of that dr who sweater-vest you were talking about.

[identity profile] spastasmagoria.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* asexual doctor is complete, utterly... completely asexual *lol* thank you. You made moving a little less teh suktar.

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! The last line make it.

And because I can't answer the other comment - thank you!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oh damn, i forgot i hadn't replied to this! THANK YOU SO MUCH. i will go in search of a hi-res picture of the sweater because OMG!!!!!!

*luvs ye*

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You made moving a little less teh suktar.

i'm trying to! actually i'm still disgruntled but i'm sure one day i'll get over matt smith not being paterson joseph. or, well, probably not, but i'll come to enjoy his tenure for its own merits. eventualy. some day.

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
the entire fic may have been a ploy to write that last line. although i like the bits about his eyebrows best.

and you're welcome, of coure. :D