FIRST ELEVEN FIC EVAH

[prof_pangaea]

"Hello," said the Doctor. He waggled his eyebrows in a fashion that was meant to be sexy and yet mysterious. He was hindered by the fact that he really didn't have any eyebrows to speak of. The waggling was just drawing attention to that unfortunate fact.

"You realise that you're just making me notice that you've got no eyebrows to speak of, don't you?" River asked. She went back to recording the locations of pottery fragments into her datapad.

"Oh yeah," said the Doctor, deflating a bit. "I forgot again."

"Well," she said, drawing her stylus across the screen, "Even if you do seem a little too... fresh, your bone structure looks a bit more solid now. I won't have to be worried I'm going to break you in half anymore."

"We could test that hypothesis out," he replied, a little bit quickly. River glanced up at him, her mouth quirked upwards. "Er. Perhaps. At some point. After your very important and not at all useless work is completed for the day. Yes."

River looked back down at her datapad, but her smile only got wider.

"Meet me at my shuttle at 1400 hours, young man, and we'll discuss it." She looked up at him again, a serious expression on her face. "Oh, and don't forget the hand-cuffs."

Comments

[fourzoas.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

HOMG IT IS THE BEST ELEVEN FIC EVERRRRR!

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

IT IS SO IN-CHARACTER YOU ARE A GENIUS

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I love you desperately.

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

I THINK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS SOMETIMES.

[drox.livejournal.com]

"...your bone structure looks a bit more solid now."

If by "a bit more solid" she means "you have cheekbones that could cut glass now", then I do believe she's absolutely right.

Cute fic. Thanks.

[iko.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[eponymous-rose.livejournal.com]

YES

[nonelvis]

WIN!

[rarelylynne.livejournal.com]

*guffaws*

This may be the best reaction to the casting I've seen all day...

[renn.livejournal.com]

*sigh* made me feel a little better, momentarily....

[kels.livejournal.com]

I HATE YOU.

[arefadedaway.livejournal.com]

FIC OF ABSOLUTE WIN

[drho.livejournal.com]

Loved it!

[shadowturquoise.livejournal.com]

HEE!

[icyspook.livejournal.com]

hey i texted you - email me a good sized clear picture of that dr who sweater-vest you were talking about.

[spastasmagoria.livejournal.com]

*giggles* asexual doctor is complete, utterly... completely asexual *lol* thank you. You made moving a little less teh suktar.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Hee! The last line make it.

And because I can't answer the other comment - thank you!