omg i wish the picture in my profile was me, because then i would be stephen jay gould AND I WOULD BE AN AMAZINGLY AWESOME EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGIST. although... i would also be dead. so that would be a problem. on the other hand i would also apparently have dinosaur skeletons in my front room, so it might be worth it.

that said i do not mind being the master, as that means i get to have homoerotic subtext with whoever is playing the next doctor. i am all for that.