i have a nicer one. i was talking to a 92 year-old guy when i was canvassing. i asked him what he thought were the most important issues facing the country and he said, "well, not anything, really. i'm so old, i don't worry about anything." i asked him if he was going to vote then, and he said yes, and when i asked who he was going to vote for he said, "oh, i'm going to vote for the coloured fellow." :D

dude, that guy was 32 when strom thurmond was running as a dixiecrat. we are in such a different place now, as a nation. amazing.