oh, i have been working on this 1600 word story for weeks, sadly. lots of wrangling, yes. i never quite got it right, but i got as close as i could.

TARDIS coral is canon -- jack apparently has a piece on his desk in torchwood, although not having been able to watch past the first episode, i haven't seen it myself. if i was awesome enough to invent TARDIS coral i would be... very awesome.

also: many thanks!